The Groomsman Survival Guide (With One Essential Piece of Gear)

Congratulations.
You’ve been chosen.
You are now… a groomsman.

Welcome to the club.
Your reward? A group chat that never dies, a rental suit that doesn’t fit, and the honour of planning a stag do without anyone dying or getting deported.

But fear not — you’ve got this.
(Probably.)

Here’s your official groomsman survival guide, written by someone who’s lived through it. With only one rule: don’t screw it up.

 Chapter 1: The Stag

• Someone will suggest paintball.

• Someone else will suggest Prague.

• Someone will vomit in a cab.

• You’ll never get the deposit back.

Bring sunglasses, cash, plausible deniability — and try not to lose the groom.

 Chapter 2: The Ceremony

• Smile. Don’t lock your knees. Stand in a vaguely straight line.

• If holding rings: Don’t. Lose. Them.

• Clap even if the speech is awful.

Pro tip: Want to win eternal best man status?

Give the groom a personalised watch on the morning of the wedding.
Engrave something meaningful. Or sarcastic. Or both.
Something like:

• “Time to say goodbye to freedom.”

• “Best Man. On time. For once.”

• “This cost less than your honeymoon.”

He’ll cry. Or laugh. Or both.
Either way: you win.

 Chapter 3: The Reception

• You’ll give a speech. It will be filmed. Forever.

• Don’t roast the bride. Or the mother-in-law. Or both.

• Keep the toasts emotional but legally safe.

Also, give your fellow groomsmen personalised watches too.
It makes you look organised. Stylish. Thoughtful.
And more importantly: like you didn’t just panic-buy matching socks.

Your Groomsman Kit Includes:

✅ Sunglasses
✅ Paracetamol
✅ Last-minute speech scribbles
✅ A personalised watch they’ll actually wear
✅ Engraving that says, “I put effort in” (even if you didn’t)

In Conclusion:

Marriage is forever.
So is the internet.
So don’t be the guy who forgets a gift and ends up immortalised in the group chat as “Empty-handed Dave.”

👉 Shop personalised watches for groomsmen and best men now

One gift. One box. One hero.
It could be you.